Urban Dictionary Fun

Purely by accident, I landed on the Urban Dictionary website last night and quickly got sucked in to viewing page after page of the "Word of the Day" posts. Three hours later, I was still giggling over some of them. In my humble opinion, these are nothing short of brilliant...

Dotcomrade: an internet acquaintance, someone you chat with but have never met

Drafternoon: any time after 12:00 pm, when the beer starts flowing

Faux Five: when  you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hands away leaving you hanging

Flirtationship: when you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend, but nothing else.

Fornever: Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so

Requestion: requesting something indirectly by way of a question, i.e. "are those peanut m&m's??"

Sargasm: deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm

Slackitude: the act of, or state of being a slacker

Textpectation: the anticipation one feels while waiting for a response to a text

Textrovert: one who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person

Textually Active: someone who texts more than they breathe

And for the record, NONE of these words describe me at all...  ;D

To Be Continued...