Dotcomrade: an internet acquaintance, someone you chat with but have never met
Drafternoon: any time after 12:00 pm, when the beer starts flowing
Faux Five: when you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hands away leaving you hanging
Flirtationship: when you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend, but nothing else.
Fornever: Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so
Requestion: requesting something indirectly by way of a question, i.e. "are those peanut m&m's??"
Sargasm: deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm
Slackitude: the act of, or state of being a slacker
Textpectation: the anticipation one feels while waiting for a response to a text
Textrovert: one who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person
Textually Active: someone who texts more than they breathe
And for the record, NONE of these words describe me at all... ;D
To Be Continued...